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First, you're going to want to act like you've just learned the moonwalk:
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After that, be sure to give the camera a nice confused look. Something that screams "I just landed on this planet."
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Follow that up by inventing your own language. Something like "OoOOooOOh!!!"
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At this point you're going to want to trip over your two feet:
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The shoulder shrug is KEY here:
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If that doesn't work, make sure you try to duck for cover:
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But before you do, make sure you make a face like you just entered the bathroom at an Arby's:
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Don't be afraid to say something like "S-s-sorry" 16 times in a row at this point. 32 times might be better:
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Remember: Gritting your teeth and pretending you didn't just RUIN someone's picture will make you completely invisible:
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Staring down the camera is also a great option. You may just intimidate the camera into not working:
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"You want THIS, camera? YOU SURE YOU WANT THIS?"
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Acting like you're running away from a volcanic eruption is recommended as well:
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Again, remember the magic words: "OOOOOOOOH BOY":
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If Guy Fieri is involved, you're going to want to frown as hard as possible:
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And if a group of 15 girls who may or may not all be identical twins are involved, just revert back to the shoulder shrug:
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And if you're a shark, just do you.
