Can You Make It Through This Post Without Wanting To Be In 5th Grade Again?

Let’s go back to school.

1. 6:00 AM: OPEN YOUR EYES!

2. And wake up in the morning with this:

And listen to the smooth, satisfying, tinny sounds.

3. Have yourself a heaping bowl of sugary cereal:

5. Are you dressed and ready to go? Great!

6. 7:20 AM: GET ON THE BUS!

7. But if you’re sick, don’t worry. This guy has your back all day on long on TV:

8. 8:00 AM: First class of the day: Science!

9. You were originally supposed to read these:

10. And work on your class project:

11. But wait! The teacher is absent… I think you know what time it is…

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL.

12. Just remember to shield your eyes from these after it’s over:

13. And remember to finish up your project for next class:

14. 9:20: Now it’s time for English class!

16. IT’S BOOK FAIR DAY!

18. Just check out this haul:

23. 10:40 AM: Now open up one of these bad boys and let’s go to Art Class!

24. First grab some supplies:

26. And sharpen up:

27. You’re going to need plenty of these:

28. And one of these, of course:

29. Hear that? It’s this pen clicking all around you:

30. Art can wait. You’re just going to spend the rest of the class drawing these:

31. And smelling these:

32. 12:00 PM: TIME FOR RECESS!

33. Now, which do you choose. New school playground?

34. Or old school playground?

35. Just take it easy… because afterwards it’s time for…

37. Good news! Throw that square pizza away because…

38. YOU BROUGHT SNACKS.

44. And for dessert…

MMMMMM.

45. 1:00 PM: Bust out your butt scooters because it’s time for GYM!

46. Ah… smell that? That’s the smell of fresh KOOSH:

47. Can’t you just hear these bouncing all over the place right now?

48. But put down your dodgeballs because it’s PARACHUTE DAY!

51. Phew, that was fun. Let’s cool off with a little 7-Up shall we?

52. Is it 1:45 already? Bummer, it’s time for Math:

53. But the good news is that everyone is playing Math Blaster:

54. And messing around with floppy disks:

55. And doing calculator tricks:

56. But if you get bored, you can always stir up some trouble:

57. Just don’t get caught:

58. And don’t literally get caught in something:

59. HEAR THAT??? IT’S 3:00! TIME TO GO HOME!

60. Now run home:

61. Crack open a cold one:

62. See what the gang is up to:

63. Get down to business:

64. AND GET READY TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN!

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