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Now can you please do this?
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Thanks. Now you are now manually blinking.
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And are now aware that your toes are always touching each other.
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And that you can always feel clothes touching your body.
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In fact, something is ALWAYS touching you. Always.
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Oh, by the way... you are now manually breathing.
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You are now aware that there is no comfortable place to put your tongue in your mouth.
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And that your jaw has weight and you always have to keep it closed.
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You sure are producing a lot of saliva right now.
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Just know that every time you swallow you hear a little crackle.
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You haven't cleared your throat in a while, have you?
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Wait... feel that? Somewhere on your body is itching.
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Guess what? You can't imagine a new color.
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And your nose is always in your line of sight.
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Oh, and you are now aware that your earlobes are lined up with your nipples.
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One last thing: You now have "The Final Countdown" stuck in your head.
