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It's almost impossible for them to take a "nice" picture:
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So they always look like this:
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They have no idea what's going on around them:
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And even the simplest task becomes a huge ordeal:
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They always have a lot of trouble in the bathroom:
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And they're always tripping over invisible stuff:
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They'll fall asleep anytime, anywhere:
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And they do strange things when they're sleeping:
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Sitting down is an Olympic sport for them:
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But if they're still standing, chances are they're standing like this:
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I mean, they're always messing up the easiest activities, like putting on clothes:
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And they seem to have trouble fixing even the simplest of problems, like trying to eat a cookie with floaties on:
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They always get ridiculously excited over food:
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They don't deal well with surprises:
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Not to mention they're always hurting themselves:
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And getting in other people's way:
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They always need someone else to tell them what they're doing is annoying:
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And they always spend way too much time looking at themselves in the mirror:
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They have terrible motor skills:
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...Which always leads them to end up in situations they immediately regret:
22.
And to them getting stuck in the strangest places:
23.
Or, you know, trapped:
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When you try to talk to them they look a lot like this:
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And their mood changes at the drop of a pin:
But, most importantly, they have the exact same reaction to pizza as drunk people:
