Dave Stopera received a "Zombie Apocalypse" badge on Jun 08 because of their heroic reporting about the fast-growing zombie epidemic that is overtaking this doomed planet. Thanks to top-notch reporting by people like Dave Stopera, BuzzFeed is quickly becoming the destination for breaking news about the worst apocalypse since the Rapture claimed so many last May. Not that anything matters anymore, of course, but we consider it a point of pride.
Dave Stopera received a Pizza badge on Mar 07 for "avoiding the Noid" and posting some awesome, delicious pizza buzz! If you get that "Avoid the Noid" reference you are old and probably should be in an old people's home. Hopefully there is pizza in your old people's home. Yay, pizza!
Dave Stopera earned a Turtle badge on Dec 27 because they made a post about turtles! Or tortoises. We lumped those guys in there too. Honestly, pretty much any chelonian-specific post will get you this badge. Mutant turtles too - preferably of the adolescent, martial arts variety. (This award has been brought to you by Turtlefeed!
Dave Stopera received a Pundit Award because they like posts about politics. Dave Stopera is the kind of person who goes on Countdown and is all, "Well, actually, Keith ..." and then says something that sounds incredibly smart but maybe doesn't make a whole lot of sense unless you've been, like, really following along.