
Angry Borders Employees List Their Complaints With You
After Borders declared bankruptcy earlier this year, its employees were understandably upset. Not so much with the company, but mostly with you. Turns out everything you thought Borders workers were thinking, they were actually thinking.
-It confused us when we were asked where the non-fiction section is.
-Nicholas Sparks is not a good writer … if you like him, fine, but facts are facts.
-We greatly dislike the phrase “Quick question.” It’s never true. And everyone seems to have one.
-Your summer reading list was our summer reading NIGHTMARE. Also, it’s called summer reading, not three days before school starts reading.
-It’s true that we lean to the left and think Glenn Beck is an idiot.
-We always knew when you were intently reading Better Homes and Gardens, it was really a hidden Playboy.
-Most of the time when you returned books you read them already — and we were onto you.
-Limit One Coupon did not mean one for every member of your family — this angered us. Also, we did know what coupons were out.
-It never bothered us when you threatened to shop at Barnes & Noble. We’d rather you do if you’re putting up a stink.
-“I was just here last week and saw this book there” meant nothing to us. The store changed once a week.
-When you walked in and immediately said, “I’m looking for a book,” what you really meant to say is, “I would like you to find me a book.” You never looked. It’s fine, it’s our job — but let’s be correct about what’s really happening here.
-If you don’t know the author, title, or genre, but you do know the color of the cover, we don’t either. How it was our fault that we couldn’t find it we’ll never understand.
-We were never a daycare. Letting your children run free and destroy our section destroyed a piece of our souls.
-Oprah was not the “final say” on what is awesome. We really didn’t care what was on her show or what her latest book club book was. Really.
-When you returned your SAT books, we knew you used them. We thought it wasn’t fair — seeing that we are not a library.
Source: shelf-life.ew.com / via: fark.com
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nickd7 a year agoThe first one annoys the shit out of me. Bitch, you are a register jockey. You should consider yourself lucky people are even reading actual books that kept you employed. I’d never heard of Game of Thrones. Watched the series went to Borders and bought the first book. No one asked if I needed help and I didn’t ask anyone for help. I went through their MAZE of shelves and found it myself. Price: $8.99 Read it went back and bought the second book same price. Then I went on Amazon and they had all four books for $20.00+free shipping. So, next time you complain about books becoming popular because of a tv show/movie don’t over price them. You lose business and eventually your company that way. Signed,
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Jessica D. a year agoBecause none of you that worked retail had a gripe with some of your customers? I thought it was funny, and like someone said below, it made it easier to be unemployed. Not everyone is capable of working a job that pays over minimum wage, and it’s not their fault the store went bankrupt. Borders wasn’t the only place to have asshole employees either.
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Gabriel G. a year agoStupid Employees!!, It is My God Given Right to Act Like an Utter Jackhole and Inconsiderate Tool when in the Presence of Your Business! How Dare You Ask To Be Treated Like A Human Being! You Are Getting Paid Good Money To Deal With My Incompetence…. …seriously, everybody bitches when people whose job it is to help and service other people in a commercial environment express the banality of the things they have to go through. It’s a bit counter evolutionary. Almighty Bob help us is we all just took an extra minute not to be douche bags. Oh yeah, Funny True List too.
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saroo a year agoYou could say horrible things about any job you have, just because you wrote it on a fancy list for everyone to see doesn’t make you cool/funny. There are plenty of things I could say about customers at my job, but it is my JOB. Even though I may have awful customers I have amazing ones too. I guess I don’t like this stupid list and how the person thinks they are awesome for putting it in public… so shoot me
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wickedpissah a year agoMaybe you shouldn’t be such a condescending, know-it-all bitch if you’re not going to proofread your work. I apologize for ever having asked for your assistance in giving your company my money so that you could have a job.
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christianh4 a year agoThe service industry can only be made worse by the addition of illiterate, Glenn-Beck-and-Nicholas-Sparks-reading douchebags.
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Jimmy Meltrigger a year agoGuy walks into a Borders, knows looking for a book on a computer would take a lot less time than him looking for the appropriate section and it’s a problem he used the works ‘looking for’? I’ve had shitty customer service jobs, with complaints like this it seems like Borders was one of the best places to work retail.
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