An Average Day In The Life Of Kanye West

Finally, we know the secrets behind the world’s most interesting man.

1. First, Kanye has a little Kanye Rest:

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2. Afterward, he has a full meal with a little Kanye Zest:

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3. He takes off his shirt and shows his Kanye Chest:

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4. And throws on a Kanye Vest:

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5. He then heads to the Kanye Fest:

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6. But is ultimately Kanye Unimpressed:

7. On his way out he almost Kanye Wrecks himself:

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8. But is able to recover and go on Kanye Quest:

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9. He becomes Kanye Blessed:

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10. …after passing the John Mayer Kanye Test:

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11. Next, Kanye takes on an opponent, but ultimately gets the Kanye Best:

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12. But a few things led him to becoming Kanye Distressed:

13. Like when he was photobombed between his Kanye Breast:

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14. And joined shortly thereafter by an unwelcome Kanye Guest:

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15. Which ultimately made him a bit Kanye Stressed:

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16. And made him feel a bit like a Kanye Pest:

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17. He became all alone and Kanye Depressed:

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18. So he decided to grab some Kanye Pets:

19. And become Kanye Obsessed:

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20. Very Kanye Obsessed:

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21. And remembers his Kanye Progress:

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22. So he hopped back on a flight at Kanye Southwest:

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23. And asked the pilots one small Kanye Request:

24. He pictures a simpler life in the Kanye Midwest:

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25. Before heading back to the Kanye Nest:

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26. And grabbing some more Kanye Rest:

THE END.