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50 Sheds Of Grey Is The Best “50 Shades Of Grey” Inspired Twitter You’ll Read All Day

You may want to go somewhere a little more private before you read this. Like a shed.


‘She knelt before me on the shed floor & tugged gently then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot ..’— 50 Sheds of Grey


My body writhed and quivered from the pain. I had learned my first lesson. Never again would I leave an upturned plug on the shed floor . .— 50 Sheds of Grey


‘I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat . .’— 50 Sheds of Grey

'This is a contract between you and me,' she said coolly. I signed shakily. This was it. In twelve easy monthly payments the shed was mine.

— 50ShedsofGrey (@50 Sheds of Grey)

‘This is a contract between you and me,’ she said coolly. I signed shakily. This was it. In twelve easy monthly payments the shed was mine.— 50 Sheds of Grey

We stood on the golden Caribbean beach. She shed her clothes. I shed my inhibitions. At that moment I knew it would always be about sheds.

— 50ShedsofGrey (@50 Sheds of Grey)

We stood on the golden Caribbean beach. She shed her clothes. I shed my inhibitions. At that moment I knew it would always be about sheds.— 50 Sheds of Grey

Via Twitter: @50shedsofgrey

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