50 Sheds Of Grey Is The Best “50 Shades Of Grey” Inspired Twitter You’ll Read All Day

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'She knelt before me on the shed floor & tugged gently then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot ..'

My body writhed and quivered from the pain. I had learned my first lesson. Never again would I leave an upturned plug on the shed floor . .

'I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat . .'

'This is a contract between you and me,' she said coolly. I signed shakily. This was it. In twelve easy monthly payments the shed was mine.

We stood on the golden Caribbean beach. She shed her clothes. I shed my inhibitions. At that moment I knew it would always be about sheds.

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