32 Things You Should Never Have To See

Just steer way clear of these and you’ll be alright.

1. A wall full of Nicolas Cage’s face when you wake up:

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2. A microwave asking for a blood sacrifice:

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3. A close-up picture of that guy from LMFAO:

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4. A juggalo taking a picture with a poptart:

5. A menacing cow in your rearview mirror:

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6. A gorilla that wants to fight you:

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7. A wet, angry koala:

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8. This playlist at a party:

9. Anything, if you’re this kid:

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10. Or this guy:

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11. What really happened to your lost Halloween candy:

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12. Your favorite food in a relationship:

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13. The guy from Nickelback without a shirt on:

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14. Anyone named “hambubger”:

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15. A “dick attack”:

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16. Your child being devoured by a couch:

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17. Relationships being torn apart by a “booty pillow”:

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18. Yourself on Google Maps:

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19. A pigeon contemplating cannibalism:

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20. Zach Galafiniakis without his beard:

21. Or Nick Offerman without his mustache:

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22. This process in action:

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23. Anyone liking this page:

24. Or this page:

25. And this one too:

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26. A selfish gorilla:

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27. A serial butt-stabber:

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28. Bad fan art of yourself:

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29. The old man that Andy Murray keeps in his tennis bag:

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30. This status on Facebook:

31. Or this status:

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32. And this:

Never.

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