• 1. Gorillas got drunk

    Gorillas got drunk

  • 2. Babies smoked pipes and/or solved mysteries

    Babies smoked pipes and/or solved mysteries

  • 3. People rode REAL bikes

    People rode REAL bikes

  • 4. You could play piano in bed

    You could play piano in bed

  • 5. Everyone was using shotguns

    Everyone was using shotguns

  • 6. Dogs played mandolin

    Dogs played mandolin

  • 7. Whiskey vending machines existed

    Whiskey vending machines existed

  • 8. A child’s first toy was a saw

    A child's first toy was a saw

  • 9. You could play soccer against a panda

    You could play soccer against a panda

  • 10. Baseball players drank and smoked in the dugout

    Baseball players drank and smoked in the dugout

  • 11. People actually wanted to be the “Donut Queen”

    People actually wanted to be the "Donut Queen"

  • 12. Lions made great pets

    Lions made great pets

  • 13. Bears were made into chairs

    Bears were made into chairs

  • 14. Zebras pulled carriages

    Zebras pulled carriages

  • 15. Cheetahs also made great pets

    Cheetahs also made great pets

  • 16. Lions rode shotgun

    Lions rode shotgun

  • 17. Tattoos were way more bad-ass

    Tattoos were way more bad-ass

  • 18. Monkeys played lounge music for puppies

    Monkeys played lounge music for puppies

  • 19. Dogs could catch a movie

    Dogs could catch a movie

  • 20. People did snuff

    People did snuff

  • 21. Little girls on rollerskates were incredibly intimidating

    Little girls on rollerskates were incredibly intimidating

  • 22. You could settle the score against a bear in the ring

    You could settle the score against a bear in the ring

  • 23. Dogs smoked pipes and presumably joined the army

    Dogs smoked pipes and presumably joined the army

  • 24. Lobsters made great pets too

    Lobsters made great pets too

  • 25. Cats hung out in spaghetti

    Cats hung out in spaghetti

  • 26. Puppies hung out in pockets of soldiers

    Puppies hung out in pockets of soldiers

    Or better yet, Cary Grant.

  • 27. Doctors looked like serial killers

    Doctors looked like serial killers

    via.

  • 28. Halloween was actually terrifying

    Halloween was actually terrifying

  • 29. Everyone looked cool with an eyepatch

    Everyone looked cool with an eyepatch

    via.

  • 30. This happened

    This happened