27 Reasons Why Vladimir Putin Definitely Won The Russian Presidential Election

A lot of people are saying that Vladimir Putin tampered with the results or somehow unfairly won the Russian presidency. Well, this should set the record straight.

1. He takes Tic-Tac-Toe very seriously

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2. He’ll arm wrestle you - anytime, anywhere

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3. He understands your horse’s problem

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4. He knows how to hug a dog

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5. He pioneered shirtless Ping-Pong

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6. His favorite past-time is beating up children

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7. Every time he walks away from something you expect it to blow up

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8. He can clean your teeth

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9. He loves to dress up with George Bush

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10. He cares about his fans

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11. He also knows what your bird is going through

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12. He doesn’t care about your fears

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13. He’ll make you a new mug

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14. He’s constantly surprised

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15. He dresses to impress

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16. He’s best friends with Michael Flately

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17. He loves it when you listen to his heartbeat

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18. He also pioneered shirtless fishing

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19. He isn’t afraid to let you know what he thinks

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20. He’s a friend of the ocean

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21. He WILL pile-drive you

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22. He might be the bad guy from “The Matrix”

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23. He’s stronger than you - even with a dog watching

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24. He’ll nurse you back to health

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25. He doesn’t care about your dumb meeting

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26. He’ll whisper sweet nothings to you

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27. This.

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