27 Reasons Why Vladimir Putin Definitely Won The Russian Presidential Election

A lot of people are saying that Vladimir Putin tampered with the results or somehow unfairly won the Russian presidency.

1. He takes Tic-Tac-Toe very seriously

2. He’ll arm wrestle you - anytime, anywhere

3. He understands your horse’s problem

4. He knows how to hug a dog

5. He pioneered shirtless Ping-Pong

6. His favorite past-time is beating up children

7. Every time he walks away from something you expect it to blow up

8. He can clean your teeth

9. He loves to dress up with George Bush

10. He cares about his fans

11. He also knows what your bird is going through

12. He doesn’t care about your fears

13. He’ll make you a new mug

14. He’s constantly surprised

15. He dresses to impress

16. He’s best friends with Michael Flately

17. He loves it when you listen to his heartbeat

18. He also pioneered shirtless fishing

19. He isn’t afraid to let you know what he thinks

20. He’s a friend of the ocean

21. He WILL pile-drive you

22. He might be the bad guy from “The Matrix”

23. He’s stronger than you - even with a dog watching

24. He’ll nurse you back to health

25. He doesn’t care about your dumb meeting

26. He’ll whisper sweet nothings to you

27. This.