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Because all your wildest dreams will come true:
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And even if they don't, you'll be able to make the best of what you have:
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You'll make friendships that will last a lifetime:
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And hey, you might even find your one true soulmate:
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And you might even get to meet the president! You never know:
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You'll be confident in your strengths:
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You might even try out some new styles:
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People might try to take advantage of you other days, but not today:
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Things might even get a bit scary:
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But if they do, just rember...
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You can do whatever you want today:
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You can get whatever you want today:
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And today you might just hit the jackpot:
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Look at the bright side — at least this isn't you:
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You haven't been caught with your pants down:
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And this isn't going to happen to you:
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You might even get that haircut you've always wanted:
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You might even find your new favorite food:
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Or discover where you've always belonged:
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Today you're going to do the unthinkable:
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You're going to get your big break:
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Or, at the very least, your small break:
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Now channel the energy of these two heroes...
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Channel your inner Richard Gray...
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Look at this picture of Beyoncé beating Kanye West in Connect 4...
And say it with me: Today is going to be the best day ever.
