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    1.

    I know a guy who ends every one of his sentences with ‘legit.’ Like, legit. Example: ‘What’s your name?’ ‘Dave.’ ‘Oh, legit!’

  • 2.

    2.

    Saying that ‘I’m so awkward’ is probably one of the most awkward things you can do. And annoying.

  • 3.

    3.

    Just the other day I found out that this is actually, indeed a word. And that makes me more angry that if it wasn’t. Why did you legitimize this word, Webster?

  • 4.

    4.

    What is a hoo? The only time this word is acceptable is in a Dr. Seuss book.

  • 5.

    5.

    Biz Markie is the only person who should be allowed to say this. And even then, I’m not entirely sure he should be allowed.

  • 6.

    6.

    This word literally gets me so mad I literally could literally punch a literal nun.

  • 7.

    7.

    Yes. Yes it does. That’s because in order for something to happen… there has to be a reason.

  • 8.

    8.

    HAVE!

  • 9.

    9.

    Like using any other abbreve (or using ‘abbreve’ instead of ‘abbreviation’) this is never, ever a good idea. Just makes me SMH.

  • 10.

    10.

    Like, what does this even mean. How can you nip a butt. I don’t even want to know. It’s bud, people This just sounds gross.

  • 11.

    11.

    Purple eggs monkey lawnmower, LOL I’m so random. Nope, you just strung together some words.

  • 12.

    12.

    Okay, so why don’t you?

  • 13.

    13.

    There is no excuse for this word. Seriously. No excuse. Just stop.

  • 14.

    14.

    So what, everything else you say not prefaced by this phrase are lies?

  • 15.

    15.

    Your pizza is not epic. Sleeping into 11 isn’t epic. You know what’s epic? BEOWULF. And also this picture.

  • 16.

    16.

    This doesn’t get us anywhere. Yes, a problem is a problem and a car is a car.

  • 17.

    17.

    Yes, that’s why you just said it.

  • 18.

    18.

    If it’s the same, how is it different?

  • 19.

    19.

    Same goes for ‘not to be a douchebag, but…’ or anything along those lines. You are going to look like an a-hole no matter what.

  • 20.

    20.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

  • And one last thing that needs to die…