#4 - Based on the photo, that girl talking about “drinking more” is way too young to be saying something like that. That makes me sad.

#13, I have a feeling you will succeed with that one.

Hmmm, wonder how many of these were autocorrect?

#9 should try falling on his face, that uaually attracts lots of views.

my6 New yaers revolution is 2 lrn to speill real gud!

my new year's resolution is 3840×2160. and i'm insisting that friends, family, and co-workers start calling me “hi-def”

New years RESOLUTION. Invent a vaccine that only works on people with an IQ of 100 and up.

my stupid countrymen embarrass me as a united states citizen. we have 32 flavors of boner pills, but no smart pill…

With that haircut, #13 shouldn't have any trouble.

If you simply must find a stupid person in a hurry, Twitter will never let you down.

I see a correlation between poor spelling/general idiocy (i.e. the use of “revolution” instead of “resolution”) and desire to “not give a fuuuuck”, “drink way more”, and/or interest in the Kardashian Family.  I on the other hand, spent my quite New Years Eve with my wife, reading and complaining about the quality of the music blaring from the bar downstairs. One may note the contrast not only in general activities/interests, but also in quality of English language skills.

Maybe it's a 'revolution' because it's like a revolving door…they make the resolution and then fail so fast that it hits them in the ass on the way out. Surely that's it.

Resonification of the New Year's revolutions will bring the restitutionality of the ramificationsisms brought forth by lazified slackard English educators to the mentaliquilisms in the brain stunted student bodies.

It was becoming painful towards the end.