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When a job says they want someone with "experience":
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It almost always looks like this:
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Then there's the résumé redundancy:
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And actually WRITING the resume:
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And making sure you don't make any dumb spelling errors:
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There's filling out the application:
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Trying to think of what you're actually skilled at:
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And trying to think of what the people hiring would want to hear:
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There's answering the tough questions:
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Stretching the truth a little bit:
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And just trying to make it work:
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Then there's interviews:
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Trying to sell yourself:
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And trying to think of the right answer to every question:
When, honestly, this is all you want to say:
