15 Ways To Make All Your Friends Hate You

I’m still doing all of these.

1. Every morning do THIS:

3. And THIS behind every door:

4. Don’t forget to do THIS:

5. And THIS, too:

6. Remember to always do THIS:

7. And also THIS:

8. And don’t forget THIS:

9. Everywhere you go do THIS:

10. And THIS to every pair you see:

11. Put THIS in every Coke you see:

12. And never leave a bathroom without doing THIS:

13. Or hang out with your friends without doing THIS:

14. Or celebrate Easter without doing THIS:

15. Just please, never do THIS to an Oreo:

It’s just plain WRONG.

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