1. That time he was so excited he just couldn’t hide it.
2. That time he hated astronomy.
3. That time he made a frightening Jack Nicholson face.
4. And whatever face this is.
That hair though.
5. That time he looked like a prisoner of Azkaban.
6. That time he got angry cause he wanted some peace and quiet.
10. Or that time his tongue had a mind of its own.
11. And don’t forget about this utterly depressing moment.
Yep. Still better than Kim.
12. Or that time he just couldn’t deal.
I want to be that fist.
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