darthphunk

I have a kick-ass wife, 3 awesome kids, 3 stupid dumb dogs, I have a head and hands and legs, I hate creamed corn.

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Sammich

Sam likes to eat the ocean. The sun shimmering on the water and the waves lapping on shore drive him crazy. He tries to bite and eat the ocean.

Charlie Sheen is a wealth of wisdom and inspiration. He's also very very high.