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Darren B. I wish my mind to be a junk draw in a cluttered kitchen were the knob has been lost and you have to pry it open with a butter knife and something random flips outs and lands onto the linoleum leaving a small mark.

Z Is For Zealot

This is the last page of a religious alphabet book.

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Want My Monkey? Sorry, You’ll Have to Buy His Own Clothes.

Some choice pages from an early 70’s pet catalog. Black bear cubs $250, red foxs $75 or a small ant eater for $75, best deals around.

Darren B. 2 years ago 6 responses
Time and Tide Wait For No Thirsty Kitty

Thar be shizzlygrarks in these waters. Must wait for the water to come to me.
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Want My Monkey? Sorry, You’ll Have to Buy His Own Clothes.

Some choice pages from an early 70’s pet catalog. Black bear cubs $250, red…
Time and Tide Wait For No Thirsty Kitty

Thar be shizzlygrarks in these waters. Must wait for the water to come to me.
Z Is For Zealot

This is the last page of a religious alphabet book.

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Z Is For Zealot

Want My Monkey? Sorry, You’ll Have to Buy His Own Clothes.

Time and Tide Wait For No Thirsty Kitty

Want My Monkey? Sorry, You’ll Have to Buy His Own Clothes.

Time and Tide Wait For No Thirsty Kitty

Z Is For Zealot

65 Books You Need To Read In Your 20s

What Was The Deal With Kid Rock At The Billboard Music Awards?

27 Cats Who Could Clearly Be Male Models

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