My lack of respect for underwear.
I went down the shore for a day trip a few years back and realized I forgot to pack underwear for after the beach! Naturally I only brought a skirt. Okay, nbd, I'll mind my manners as always(ha). My youngest sister asks me to go through the funhouse.…Â
I've chipped my front tooth on multiple occasions
I ran into a pole at the ripe age of 12
I broke the cap off at 15 while trying to rip a piece of electric tape off the roll with my teeth
A lemon drop at 20
And last( knock on wood) but not least drunk at three am trying to open…Â
On 4th of July my dad was chasing me outside in a friendly game of tag and I tripped over a baby pool and broke three fingers and two bones in my hand. He proceeded to pull it because it was only "jammed". I was 15
He broke my car window then several weeks later threatened to take me to court for keeping the dog that I paid for! Hahahah clearly I was drunk the entire relationship ?
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