* The villain captures the hero but instead of just putting a gun to his head and blowing his brains out just ties him to a slow moving death device and then leves him alone. The hero then pulls out a device disguised as a vest button or belt buckle and uses it to escape to later…Â
Riverdale turned that beloved comic book series of my childhood into an unwatchable grotesque horrible not-for-youngsters prime-time soap. At least Melissa Joan Hart's SABRINA was truer to the Archie comic book's spinoff. ☺
Jokes indeed cheesy silly puns and all that thin crust pizza is so un-Chicago while folding pizza is a Noo Yawk thing. Chicagoans do not fold pizza! ☺
How about electronically being able to simulate the effects of recreational drugs without having to ingest anything orally or intravenously. Now that'd be truly kewl and was predicted decades ago by the late great Jean Shepherd. ☺
I hate comic strips that are way too wordy! Anyway real reason Batman is impossible is b'cuz in real life Firemen are the closest thing we have to Superheroes! You can never be Batman but you can become a Fireman and you won't have to wear tights! ☺
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