1. This is Waffle House, the most wonderful place in the world. You can spot it from a million miles away.
3. You step inside. You know you’re in for a magical experience.
4. And you never know what might happen here! Waffle House is a house of romance.
6. Dancing could break out.
9. Because this is a magical dream factory where your every wish can come true. Want to see Kid Rock in camo Waffle House swag? Done.
10. A biker with a purple bowtie around his goatee? Why not!
12. Here, penguins eat free!*
*Penguins do not eat free at most locations.
13. Okay, and yes, here, you might not want to use the restrooms.
14. But that’s not why you’re here! You’re here because all this is, like, $8.
23. And because what happens at Waffle House stays at Waffle House.
24. Because here, the employees know all the sexiest places to snap that selfie.
37. Why? Because this is the place at the end of the rainbow, and it is MAGIC.
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