1. This is Waffle House, the most wonderful place in the world. You can spot it from a million miles away.
4. And you never know what might happen here! Waffle House is a house of romance.
6. Dancing could break out.
9. Because this is a magical dream factory where your every wish can come true. Want to see Kid Rock in camo Waffle House swag? Done.
10. A biker with a purple bowtie around his goatee? Why not!
12. Here, penguins eat free!*
*Penguins do not eat free at most locations.