Emojis: The Movie

    They've made movies of every other dumb thing, so why not?

    The first movie filmed entirely on a phone.

    "Emojis: The Movie" is the story of one family fighting to stay together amidst a world of injustice and strife. It is a dark drama that spans decades; a story that will change the way you think about society.

    Like Emojis themselves, this movie will be entertaining for the first 20 minutes but soon enough becomes mundane and slightly irritating.

    Julianne Moore as Dr. Karen Bleck

    Nick Offerman as James Bleck

    Adam DeVine as Dave Bleck

    Alison Brie as Amy Bleck

    Russell Crowe as Santa Claus

    Posh Spice as The Supreme Visitor

    Sasha Baron Cohen as Bukari-Ka

    Macauley Culkin as The Screamer

    (Digitally-Rendered Young)

    The Olsen Twins as themselves

    Wallace Shawn as Professor Miffler

    Taylor Swift as White Bread

    Dame Maggie Smith as Aunt Fozshtzi

    Owen Wilson as Sandy

    Erykah Badu as Zani

    Jonathan Ke Quan as Jonathan Qe Kuan

    Ted Danson as the Moai

    Justin Bieber as Yeoman Boyman

    Jack Black as Officer Gripp

    Michael Douglas & Michael Douglas as the Shadow Men

    Tom Cruise as Ned Merrill

    Kyle Gass as Fullmoon Anderson

    Jay Leno as Halfmoon Anderson

    Jack Nicholson as Uncle Warthog

    Kristin Stewart as A Brown Shoe