Country Singers Wear Hats For A Reason

They wear them for a reason.

No male country music singer has ever been seen without a cowboy hat.

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For each singer, there is a unique reason. In this BuzzFeed exclusive, we show you what lies beneath the Stetsons.

Kenny Chesney

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He's bald as a cueball.

Alan Jackson

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Alan Jackson's forehead has the terms of his secret contract with the Ford Motor Company tattooed on it. In return for Jackson recording, a cover of the product-placement-filled "Mercury Blues," Ford's engineers would see to it that the singer's hair grew more golden and luscious with each passing year.

Hank Williams

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Hank kept all the money he ever earned in his career under his hat.

Tim McGraw

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McGraw never leaves his house without a soiled rainbow afro wig under his hat. The three rats that live in this wig control his every move.

Trace Adkins

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In 2011, Adkins revealed to People that he is actually from planet Psychlo and his real name is Gerl.

Brad Paisley

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Paisley received a forehead transplant in 2004. Unfortunately, the procedure was unsuccessful for numerous reasons.

Big & Rich

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Big & Rich are actually the new torsos of Brooks & Dunn.

Toby Keith

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Math.

George Strait

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Strait's head is actually a pitcher of refreshing sweet tea. Doctors have cautioned Strait not to lose even a drop, since it most likely circulates nutrients to his cells while also inspiring the sentimental emotions of his songwriting.

Charlie Daniels

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Charlie Daniels holds the entire universe under his hat. Some believe he is the Creator himself.