7 New Uses For John Grisham's Books And DVDs

...now that we'll probably never want to read or watch them again.

Author John Grisham stunned the world this week when he shared his belief that "60 year-old white men" who look at child-pornography online are receiving prison sentences that don't match the severity of their crime.

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He quickly apologized and stated that he wasn't defending these people's actions... but the damage is done. No one will ever forget his weird and creepy statement.

So here's some useful ideas for John Grisham books and DVDs now that we'll probably never want to read or watch them again!

1. DVD's of his movies make great cocktail coasters! Make sure to spill and scratch them.

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2. Shred his novels into confetti for your New Years Eve party!

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3. You can use DVDs of his movies to scrape ice off your car window!

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4. Use pages of his books for toilet paper!

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Or better yet, just flush them down the toilet!

5. Or reflectors for your driveway!

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6. If we grind up all his DVDs into fine powder, we can make a lovely beach out of it!

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And maybe we can use more of his DVDs to make an artificial coral reef!

7. Recycle all his books to publish new books of the authors we love!

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