1.
Giant chess pieces generate enough warmth to heat your home.
2.
Within your beer is the spirit of all the people who died making that beer. Here's to them.
3.
If you cut a whole roast chicken into a perfect grid, the yumminess is equally distributed.
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What people do on their wedding night is their business, not yours.
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You can decrease your monthly salami and liposuction costs by simply cutting your stomach off.
6.
Don't assume that, just because someone works at a carnival, they haven't graduated college.
7.
When training your dog, don't forget to educate them on what's considered a felony in America.
9.
Steroids change the body in ways you can't imagine.
10.
Don't let social media dictate your behavior.
11.
Plants can only do so much to brighten your office.
12.
A banana that is meat is not yet ripe.
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Image counts in todays workplace. Make sure your work attire is current with todays trends.
14.
If you stare into a doll's eyes for more than 30 seconds, you will awaken the soul within. Don't.
15.
Loving who you are is the greatest romance you can have.
