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27 Reasons You Know You're A Fairly Rubbish Homosexual Male
2.You can't remember a single line of dialogue from The Golden Girls
3.You think it would probably be quite fun to meet Kylie but you would quickly get bored
4.And this was probably her best period anyway, you know, the time she did the song with Manic Street Preachers
5.You prefer the music of this guy
6.To that of this guy
7.Literally how to respond to this?
8."The Happiness Patrol" is not your favourite Doctor Who story
9.You much prefer the gritty stuff like this
10.The idea of bathhouses scares you a bit
11.Pride is just a bit too garish isn't it?
12.Musical theatre fundamentally falls down because the constant breaking into song pushes the necessary suspension of disbelief required on the stage just a bit too far
13.Although saying that, Les Mis is a pretty useful tool for educating new generations about the realities of pre-Revolutionary France
14.Who is this?
15.Or this?
16.Or indeed even this?
17.Pugs aren't cute, they're weird-looking
18.Sean Penn was perhaps better in Carlito's Way
19.It doesn't always have to be like this
20.Christmas with the family is actually pretty awesome, no matter what some people insist
21.Because families are pretty varied and brilliant these days
22.Increasing numbers of them look like this
23.So actually you are not a rubbish gay if you do not identify with this woman
24.Because not only is this hotness one of us, he's Mr Bloody Spock!
25.Actually let's just quickly look at Zachary Quinto again
26.Just to reiterate
27.Because it never really hurts to be thorough about things, does it?