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    27 Reasons You Know You're A Fairly Rubbish Homosexual Male

    Because we're not all the same, you know

    1. You've never seen Grey Gardens

    2. You can't remember a single line of dialogue from The Golden Girls

    3. You think it would probably be quite fun to meet Kylie but you would quickly get bored

    4. And this was probably her best period anyway, you know, the time she did the song with Manic Street Preachers

    5. You prefer the music of this guy

    6. To that of this guy

    7. Literally how to respond to this?

    8. "The Happiness Patrol" is not your favourite Doctor Who story

    9. You much prefer the gritty stuff like this

    10. The idea of bathhouses scares you a bit

    11. Pride is just a bit too garish isn't it?

    12. Musical theatre fundamentally falls down because the constant breaking into song pushes the necessary suspension of disbelief required on the stage just a bit too far

    13. Although saying that, Les Mis is a pretty useful tool for educating new generations about the realities of pre-Revolutionary France

    14. Who is this?

    15. Or this?

    16. Or indeed even this?

    17. Pugs aren't cute, they're weird-looking

    18. Sean Penn was perhaps better in Carlito's Way

    19. It doesn't always have to be like this

    20. Christmas with the family is actually pretty awesome, no matter what some people insist

    21. Because families are pretty varied and brilliant these days

    22. Increasing numbers of them look like this

    23. So actually you are not a rubbish gay if you do not identify with this woman

    24. Because not only is this hotness one of us, he's Mr Bloody Spock!

    25. Actually let's just quickly look at Zachary Quinto again

    26. Just to reiterate

    27. Because it never really hurts to be thorough about things, does it?