2. Hang around the village long enough and you will develope hitherto undetected homosexual tendencies.
4. Do not mess with Tom. The child is invincible.
6. The village is widely populated by former residents of Weatherfield, Walford and Brookside Close.
7. These two are going to feel really awkward when they realise they are actually father and son.
This is the sort of thing that can happen quite often in Hollyoaks.