This is the stupidest article I’ve ever read. Seriously you are just a spoiled American brat with a majority of these “points”. I went to Europe for 3 weeks and I had no issues or complaints with the way of life. It’s simpler, more refined and so laid back. Maybe it’s just not the life for you but basically putting down an entire continent because not everything was served to you on a fuckin gold platter doesn’t make anything you wrote here a valid reason to dislike Europe. Maybe you should look how disgusting America is compared to Europe and how obese our citizens are compared to the Europeans. They take their time to get chores and tasks done like washing dishes and walking the food markets in the mornings. We just call a pizza shop to get a box of lard delivered to our door. Seriously just sit on your couch steaming Netflix order a pizza off your iPhone and shut up with your complaints.