1. Oh the horror!
2. I agree commenter, I agree.
3. It’s a telltale sign.
5. The pits.
6. Worst comparison ever.
7. I just want a natural disaster, damn it!
8. The absolute worst.
9. You’re definitely going to regret this one…
10. CRAZY I tell you!
11. How inconsiderate of them!
12. The nerve!
13. Such a terrible mother.
14. The Birmingham police clearly aren’t doing their jobs.
15. Oh ok.
16. I have that problem with my five gardeners too…
17. It’s the end of the world as we know it.
18. I know I have a tiny violin in here somewhere…
19. Yup, just like Ancient Rome!
21. No shoe closet?! Call an ambulance.
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