What the fuck did I just watch?

Fuuuck, my two day old niece is named Avery too. Fucking onions T_T

So wait, you're -not- suppose to look at the dancing ladies? Even I, with my lady bits would be staring them down, that's what they are there for.

I thought exactly the same thing T_______T

THIS. FOREVER.

I still love seeing Moncton liquor store selling Cat Pee, apparently it's a name of a wine. Doesnt sound appetizing to me :/

That's nothing, my brother's dog was trained to open the fridge and bring him a beer. It was awesome until she just kept bringing them and we kept drinking them. Also, she ended up opening the fridge and eating everything inside. Oh well.

Why even bother with the bikini top? All I see are man pecks.

Can I fold it back up and move to a new location with ease?