Let’s all make funny comments about adding alcohol to these!

Wagyu brisket from Pecan Lodge in Dallas

Friday IS pure pop gold.

If you make it in a casserole dish, you’ve done it wrong.

UGH I DIDN’T MEAN TO PUT LOL THAT WAS MY PHONE. WHY IS THE COMMENT BUTTON RIGHT ABOVE LOL ON THE MOBILE SITE. I JUST WANTED TO LOOK AT COMMENTS. I DON’T THINK THIS IS FUNNY AT ALL. I’M SORRY.

How fucking stupid and reactionary are people? She’s obviously having some kind of mental breakdown, not angry because her professor was talking about evolution.

I don’t get it why are they putting a bikini on that man

I live in San Angelo, TX — about an hour and a half away from Abilene. Allow me to say, Thank you Abilene, for being the ones who embarrassed yourselves over the internet this time. (We are the ones who brought you the penis weatherman, the FLDS, and the gay mayor who walked out on the job to be with his boyfriend in Mexico, for the record.)

Did Jandek teach her how to play guitar?

Really, I think they are just happy that the internet briefly hated someone more than them. The difference being that Rebecca Black is legitimately awesome.