danielo14

#6 was obviously written by someone who has never had a run in with a muskie.

How about Surly and all of their great beer names?

What? No mention of Sagat's "Funk Dat?"

#4 Without question. I have had many a rootbeer in my day, and nothing compares to a frosty mug of 1919.

No. I'm pretty sure that #7 is supposed to be Darlene from "Roseanne."

#7 is a bit misleading. A .22 caliber bullet goes much faster than 80kph. 600kph is generally considered to be a "low velocity" round. The comparison of the punch to a .22 caliber bullet is a reference to it's acceleration, not velocity.

#11 David Farragut of "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead" fame was also chronically seasick, even to the point that he ordered his men to tie him to a mast.

First of all, they are not referring to the Big Bang Theory. Secondly, in science, a theory is something that is, in fact, proven, given our current understanding of the Universe. In essence, scientific theory is scientific fact.

Or, ya know, "Little House on the Prairie."

#2 The next line there was that he could smell the ozone that was created by the lasers. He can't smell the light spectrum. He was just being a smart ass.