Danielle S.

Things I have learned: With my friends - anything is possible. Including being able to pimp llamas. A milkshake can apparently bring boys to the yard. Flying monkeys are always the guilty party. Pigeons are vassals of evil. Gigglesticks should not be shown to high school principals. Snorting a line of pixy-stix powder hurts. A lot. How to Stop, Drop, and Rofl. That sometimes being drunk and singing karaoke isn't the best thing to do. I kick major butt in Halo 3 when I feel like it. That Gary, Indiana is a scary place. Dumbassery over X-box live only gives me more incentive to find your head with a sniper round. I can has cheeseburger. John Connor mocks me. I have the ability to outwit a Drill Sergeant. When it comes to standing out in a crowd, flamingos have nothing on me. Sea otters + paper receipts = blonde moments. Comments about a photo can turn into a full-fledged conversation. Falling on somebody by accident makes you a lesbian. "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister is 1st Platoon, Alpha Company, 344th MI BN's dedication to Drill Sergeant Felan. After surviving a three story fall and possibly hitting the head, even Batman is going to talk like he's drunk. Running full speed into a pretty buff guy is about the equivalent of being hit by a freight train. I had the top bunk, but forgot. Pushing all the buttons in the elevator on a New York City building is probably going to piss somebody off. Zombies can apparently vote. You can beam someone up in more ways than one. Dean Martin may sound like a smooth operator, but he's really just trying to get some. That's no moon... We can't stop here. This is BEE country! I'm sure I'll find more to add here soon.

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