21 Guys Who Will Never Live Up To Their Tinder Names

Probably don't bring any of these guys home to meet your parents.

1. The guy who dares to be different.

Oh, you clever, huh?

2. The guy who's up to speed.

3. The guy who probably drives a sedan.

"Hey, are you still dating that guy from Tinder?"

"Yup. I just keep on Truckin'."

4. The guy who goes by what his prison buddies call him.

I wonder what his interests are.

5. The guy who thinks he's the life of the party.

There's a 100% chance he gave that nickname to himself.

6. The guy from the 90's R&B boy band.

In the band, he was known as "the sensitive one."

7. The guy who lets you know exactly how funny he thinks he is.

Oh, you're Hilarious? TELL ME A JOKE.

8. This guy.

I just... I want to know his whole life story.

9. The guy who knows he's not terribly impressive.

It's what's on the inside that counts, right?

10. The guy who thinks he's pretty fly for a white guy.

We see those flip-flops, Fiveosix.

11. The dessert who's posing as a man.

Nice try, cake! You can't fool me! (Should I swipe right if I want a slice?)

12. The guy who's upfront about why he's on Tinder in the first place.

Points for honesty?

13. The guy who's all about keeping it real.

14. The man of mystery.

Which one is he?!

15. The guy who always keeps his cool.

The Tinder name "Slurpee" was already taken.

16. The guy who's a real find.

Get it? GET IT?? You're Hilarious — No, wait, that's #7.

17. The guy who's a huge fan of The Notebook.

"If you're a bird, I'm a bird. Ladies love that crap, right?"

18. The guy who balls so hard he had his name changed to reflect it.

Disclaimer: Ryan balls.

19. The man of not-quite steel

You reminded me to take my vitamins.

20. The guy who knows exactly who he wants to B.

Being (or b-ing) Mr. Miami is kind of hard to do when you live in New Jersey.

21. This actual dreamboat

Danielle Romeo

SWIPE RIGHT SO HARD.