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13 Lies You Told Yourself About Going Back To College

Would we do anything if we didn’t lie to ourselves?

1. Your Family Members Are Actually The Worst People In The World

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

2. The Dining Hall Food Isn’t THAT Bad

Just give it two weeks.

3. You Can Wake Up Before Noon

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

4. That You’re Going To Get Ahead On Your School Work

At least you will in a few days…

5. Or That You Will At Least Keep Up With Your Homework

Well, you will try…

6. That If Nothing Else, You DEFINITELY Will Not Fall Behind

Criminal Minds

Until the Spring Semester…

7. And You’re Even Going To Get In Shape This Semester

I mean Chipotle is at least a half a mile’s walk away.

8. Also Have A Perfect Social Life

Which totally isn’t just Keeping Up with the Kardashians…

9. And Do This All Completely Stress Free

Your school has psychological services for a reason!

10. And Even Though These Things Probably Aren’t True

Don’t worry, we can share the seat.

11. And College Will Probably Be More Like Constantly Asking

You will live.

12. We Both Know That We’ll Still Have A Good Time

Can’t spell Col(fun)lege without fun!

13. And That Eventually, It Will All Pay Off

Okay, some lies we have to believe in.

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