1. Your Family Members Are Actually The Worst People In The World
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
3. You Can Wake Up Before Noon
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.
4. That You’re Going To Get Ahead On Your School Work
At least you will in a few days…
5. Or That You Will At Least Keep Up With Your Homework
Well, you will try…
6. That If Nothing Else, You DEFINITELY Will Not Fall Behind
Until the Spring Semester…
7. And You’re Even Going To Get In Shape This Semester
I mean Chipotle is at least a half a mile’s walk away.
8. Also Have A Perfect Social Life
Which totally isn’t just Keeping Up with the Kardashians…
9. And Do This All Completely Stress Free
Your school has psychological services for a reason!
10. And Even Though These Things Probably Aren’t True
Don’t worry, we can share the seat.
11. And College Will Probably Be More Like Constantly Asking
You will live.
12. We Both Know That We’ll Still Have A Good Time
Can’t spell Col(fun)lege without fun!