That was very beautiful… thank you for sharing.

Mean.

It is a very sad story, but this is untrue, “for heterosexual couples, immigrant spouses of American citizens are automatically allowed citizenship.” Also, when I applied for an Australian Permanent Residency Visa I was required to take an AIDS test and I do not know if Residency and Citizenship can be denied on those grounds.

Wow, really? Evidently, you both believe that being total and complete asses (at least Ryan was actually funny) is terribly patriotic. In that case, you're doing such a great job that next Memorial Day or Veterans' Day instead of thanking a Servicemember I'll thank you because you both are the true Patriots.

I will agree that it is one disturbing bellybutton!

I eat pizza with a fork… Wow, I just hope that my husband (now on his eighth deployment) doesn't divorce me, because I'm un-American.

I believe that happens when one is a doll and not a human… hence the seams down the arm and up to middle of the stomach.

Love the fact that the Prince is on his Learner's Permit.

I'm a former federal fraud investigator trained in birth certificate fraud. I really dislike Obama, but I can definitely say that there is no way that the same person signed both the Nordyke and Obama birth certificates. Also, it's extremely likely that both mother's would write dates the same way. Writing was far more standardized back then and it's quite easy to peg someone's gender and, roughly, when and where they were schooled from their penmanship alone. As much as I would like to be able to pick apart this birth certificate, I can't. It's either the real deal or an extremely good fake… I strongly lean towards the former.

I've lived in Australia and Japan and I've seen the same sort of thing in both countries. We Americans haven't cornered the market on stupid, lazy or bizarre.