For #27 Biden: “Why can’t I?!” Obama: “Because I said so, Joe.”

Damn, you got me all excited. Thanks for nothing. :(

How can they not have Newfoundlands? Sheesh…

Cats: Keepin’ their pimp hands strong since the Egyptians.

#3 I have an urge to kiss his cheeks for some reason. :3

“You don’t even take off yo’ shoes when you walk into my house!” I love this guy.

“Ching chong ling long ting tong.”
There are no words to describe the ignorance radiating from my computer screen right now…I think I’ve gone blind.

Is it Levi’s mission to sterilize it’s male customers? Because they’re well on their way to do doing so.

That guy comes to my college campus and pisses everyone off. His “logic” of “informing” college students of their “misdeeds” falls on deaf and angry ears.