Anyone with their roommate's Netflix password is currently binge-watching House of Cards Season 3.
Internet statisticians Vox.com tweeted out an analysis of [minor spoiler] President Underwood's jobs plan, accompanied by this image of the embattled president seemingly holding something invisible.
BUT WHAT? Is he clinging desperately to power? To his marriage? His mortality in the face of looming death and irrelevance?
No. Those guesses are dumb. Here are some of the things we think it could be and it definitely is —
A Fun Balloon
Some Flowers for His Beloved, Claire
A Cobra
A Genie
THE FIGHT OF HIS LIFE
A Bart
The One Thing the Protagonist of House of Cards Truly Craves