Here's All The Stuff Captain America Is Excited To Learn

The First Avenger slept through most of the 20th century. But a newly released version of his to-do list shows he has a lot of catching up to do.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier was one of the biggest hits of 2014 and one of Marvel's biggest to date.

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In one early moment of comic relief, we get a look at Cap's pocket notebook 20th Century To-Do list — Revealing that the unfrozen super-soldier is catching up on the historical and pop-cultural events he slept through.

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But only now, thanks to a recently released extended scene, do we know that the directors originally intended to slowly flip through the entire notebook — revealing Cap's COMPLETE To-Do List. Check out our transcription below:

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1. Taco Bell Doritos Taco

2. The Macarena

3. Sex with the lights on

4. Pocket telephones

5. The Land Before Time II - IX

6. Go visit that heroic young WWII sailor, John F. Kennedy

7. Discovery Zone

8. Balloon Boy

9. The White Stripes (married or siblings?)

10. Hitler's grave (confirm)

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11. Mad Men (Also the actual 1960s)

12. Automatic doors

13. Decades living under threat of nuclear annihilation

14. Gay dudes

15. James Bond (the British me?)

16. Those weird curlycue light bulbs

17. Mobile Suit Gundam

18. Tolerance

19. The Internet I guess

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20. Groupons

21. Woodstock ('94 & '99)

22. Clowns (not funny anymore)

23. Lady doctors

24. Shrek Soundtrack

25. Rat Race Soundtrack

26. Mystery Men Soundtrack

27. Really any movie feat. Smash Mouth's "All-Star"

28. Slinky

29. Crock Pots

30. Vastly improved mental health resources

31. Ross & Rachel

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32. South Park (cartoon, but not for kids)

33. The graves of all my friends

34. Dunkaroos

35. Best Buy

36. Dogs?

37. Zunes

38. Iron Man 2

Good luck, Steve! Enjoy the future!

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