1.
“For which of my nawty parts didst thou first fall in love with me, treacle?”
2.
"Your daughter and the Moor are now doing the bendy."
3.
“It's all a bit bobbins an' cotton in the state of Denmark, my son.”
4.
“If music be the food of love, make mine a lamb kebab with extra chili sauce. Laverly."
5.
“The prince of darkness is a proper nonce."
6.
"Lawd, what berks these geezers be!"
7.
"From Chigwell to western Ind, no treacle is like Rosalind."
8.
"For thy three thousand bees here's a monkey. It's all I've got 'til me Adrian Mole comes in."
9.
“Nawty deeds is doubled with an evil dicky bird.”
10.
“I dare do all that may become a man; who dares do more is a right mug.”
11.
“Vengeance is in my heart, death in my hand, blood and revenge are hammering in my head like I done a week-long bender”
