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    18 Things Only People Who Have An Irrational Hatred Of Hands Will Know

    Trigger warning: Hands.

    1. Truth bomb: Hands are creepy.

    2. Don't believe me? Come along, let's investigate.

    3. By hands, I mean disembodied hands specifically.

    4. Hands when you can't see the bodily context.

    5. Disembodied, de-contextualised hands.

    6. Like hand acting.

    7. Or swiping in iPad ads.

    8. Or spoof iPad ads.

    9. Or when people do this: Tutting.

    10. The only solution: Destroy all hands.

    11. This hand will make even the most hand-friendly of people hate hands.

    12. Maybe you feel uncomfortable when people are overly gestural when they speak.

    13. Or maybe you wondered why you can't stand any of the hand emojis.

    14. Or maybe you can't stand it when people snap their fucking fingers.

    15. Or you want to punch anyone who commits this gestural atrocity in or around your face.

    16. Then you need to ask yourself: Maybe you hate hands too.

    17. Look at this and try not to shudder:

    18. And if you still aren't convinced that hands are the worst, I'll leave you with this.