100 LOL Badges: You're going to need to be consistently funny with your posts for this one. Like, real top-level humor. No puns or sarcasm. OK, maybe puns.
100 Geeky Badges: You're going to need to get real deep into the geekery for this one. While you're at it, we could use a few more posts about Babylon 5 on this site, so maybe start there. Or Stargate: SG1?