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HOW TO CONVINCE A SHARK TO SMUGGLE COKE

The (fictional) “War on Drugs” has been making it increasingly difficult for drug lords to smuggle cocaine across borders. With the economy in such bad shape, you need to turn to alternative, cheaper, creative, cost effective ways of smuggling your shipment. But Mexico, proving they’re no one trick pony with their Swine Flu technology, has come up with the most innovative way to…still get caught.

Dani D. 14 years ago

ABOUT MEGAN FOXS FUCKED UP THUMB

Emilio Sparks “the Broke Celebrtity” and Futureboy 3001 are joined by Mikey Bongiorno to tackle this horrible economic turn down with special musical guest Prezzure. What is Emilio and Futureboy’s latest get rich quick scheme to make money in this horrible economy? Can the DEGOCAST work as a real radio program in the south?? Megan Fox’s thumb scares small children…..Holy shit!! Cameron Diaz wouldn’t give a BLOW JOB to a dying cancer kid!?!? Who are our picks for best celebrity blow jobs?? Strap in kids you’re in an audio treat! Featuring the tracks “Introduction” from Prezzure and “The Jimmy Choos” from Chester French.

Dani D. 14 years ago