You forgot the sudden urge to fart from the time you put on the paper gown until they’re done up in there.

I miss the surprise penny items on Mondays too! Publix was the best job to have as a high school student.

his panties look photoshopped on

He’s putting on a concert right now and I can hear it from my back door.

Shouldn’t the Kindle Fire still be returnable under warranty?

“So I said, ‘All right, you son of a bitch, send me the right stars for the exact time, 4:20 a.m. on April 15, 1912, and I’ll put it in the movie,’” Cameron said. “So that’s the one shot that has been changed.”

My dachshund needs this!

Why can’t I delete one pin? I have to delete an entire board!

Does she have trouble remembering to breathe if she closes her mouth?

I was watching live as it happened. I feel awful for her and also the dog.

Looks more like a cursive F