I feel like Scotland is a land of mutants then, what with 13% gingers and 63% blue eyed folk. Pretty, pretty mutants.

Ha, came here to say exactly that.

Hear, hear.

What? Are the tiny warning bells on their collars not working? Well I’ll be.

America, the rest of e world is looking down on you. This is pathetic.

I think we’re supposed to be looking at her tiny little left arm.

Unless your boyfriend is the reanimated corpse of Sinatra you’re viewing him through rosé-tinted love glasses.

It’s more directed at the kind of guys who refer to themselves as nice guys, like, you should just be a decent human being and get on with life not feel the need to shout your great achievement (being nice) from the rooftops as though you deserve some reward for it

You suck.

Should’ve moved to Scotland, he’d have been one of the less ginger folk here. Problem solved. Obviously.