• If You Ever Wanted To Be A Crime Fighting Goat

    Someone call Daphne Guinness IMMEDIATELY, IF NOT SOONER. These hoof & pistol booties are to crime for.

    If You Ever Wanted To Be A Crime Fighting Goat

    Link: fashionindie.com

  • Oldest Remains of English Royalty Discovered

    Culture Buzz This could lead to a whole generation of girls being named Eadgyth. [Ed Note: Just for you ignoramuses who don't already know this - Queen Eadgyth of Wessex was born in 910 to Edward the Elder. See? Learning can be fun.]

  • The 15 Funniest Local News Reports Of 2009

    TV Buzz Here are some of the most memorable local news segments of the year. I am officially inducting the Cleveland bear recreation into the “Local News Hall Of Fame.” It will forever live in infamy with Bubb Rubb and the Leprechaun in Alabama.

    • 1. Rare Bear Sightings In Ohio

      Fox 8 in Cleveland uses a really awesome prop for a story about a recent string of black bear sightings.

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  • Britain Hates “Gingers”

    One of Britain's biggest supermarket chains, Tesco, is pulling a line of Christmas cards from their shelves after outraged customers complained that it was defamatory to redheads. Maybe they should talk to Santa about it, since he's clearly the only one who loves them. :(

    Britain Hates "Gingers"

    Link: thesun.co.uk

  • The 50 Funniest Headlines Of 2009

    Culture Buzz 2009's best headlines were about tasers, tacos, and people with the last name Hooker. I wonder if they ever found that missing Chihuahua…

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  • If You Like Crocs…

    …then Amazon has some suggestions for you. Not gonna lie, though, that Oreo pizza looks like it would change me for the better.

    Which comes first, the crocs or the truck balls?
    If You Like Crocs...

    Link: juliasegal.tumblr.com

  • Crucifix Christmas Tree

    For all your War On Christmas needs. Bill O'Reilly Tree Topper not included. (I don't think?)

    Crucifix Christmas Tree

    Link: alexblagg.tumblr.com

  • MacGyver Cat Intro

    Seriously, when is this coming to television, because this cat is awesome.

  • When I Was Britney Spears’ Biggest Fan: A Collection

    Culture Buzz It's Britney Spears' birthday today!!!! This used to be a major holiday for me. I'd celebrate with some kind of cake and make my friends come over and sing happy birthday to “Britney.” Soooo, in celebration of this great day, I thought I'd share some insane artifacts from my past. This should show you just how obsessed I was…

    "I made my friends come over and sing happy birthday to one of my cardboard lifesize stand ups."
    • 1. Celebrating Britney's Birthday

      On Britney's birthday I wore pins all over my shirt. I also baked her a cake that spelled out "Brit" in marshmallows. I made my friends come over and sing happy birthday to one of my cardboard lifesize stand ups.

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  • University of Michigan’s Masturbation Policy

    Apparently masturbation is only one issue contributing to serious “semen related costs” at the University of Michigan so KEEP IT IN YOUR TUBE SOCK.

    Semen costs run into the thousands each year!!
    University of Michigan's Masturbation Policy

    Link: topcultured.com

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