12 Jokes For You And Your Family

1. What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts!

2. When is it OK to smack a pepper?

When it’s jalapeno business!

3. What did the beaver say to the tree?

“It’s been nice gnawing you!”

4. Why was the mushroom invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi!

5. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

6. What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky!

7. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison!

8. How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buccaneer!

9. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

A private tutor!

10. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

11. What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Thunderpants!

12. What do vegan zombies eat?

Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!