1. What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
2. When is it OK to smack a pepper?
When it’s jalapeno business!
3. What did the beaver say to the tree?
“It’s been nice gnawing you!”
4. Why was the mushroom invited to the party?
Because he was a fungi!
5. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
6. What do you call a cow with a twitch?
7. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
8. How much do pirates pay for corn?
9. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor!
10. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
11. What do clouds wear under their shorts?
12. What do vegan zombies eat?