Response to 23 Pictures That Prove Society Is Doomed:
God damn, society is so fucking lame! Technology was supposed to fix the world’s problems, instead it’s just making us dumb and dumber. Show some restraint, device addicted people! Nobody fucking cares about your hamburger.
Response to Media Melts Down Over Reports Of Boston Suspect:
This is the same thing that happened when the Supreme Court ruled on the Affordable Care Act. Inexcusable! We can see that the pressure on journalists and major news outlets to be the first to report a story is beginning to trump journalistic procedure and integrity. It’s laughably embarrassing. Maybe they’ll learn their lesson when ratings and advertising revenue drops.
Response to Barack Obama Loves Michelle’s Bangs:
Michelle, I love you and you’re gorgeous. But those bangs. Have. Got. To. Go. They just don’t look right.
Response to The Most Persistent People On OkCupid:
I’ve experienced countless minutes of entertainment reading these dating columns over the course of 2012. One thing that’s apparent to me is how the dumbass guys featured in these columns ALL lack self confidence BUT pretend like they have it. It’s all about being honest with yourself. If you’re a wimpy pussy who’s intimidated by women, acknowledge it, and start the journey down the road to gaining confidence. Your life will be easier.
Tony Clifton, Chicago 2010.
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