Because your existential sandwich wouldn’t be complete without one.
You should really do this before it goes, you know, mainstream.
Each expletive is meticulously sewn in either Helvetica or ironic Comic Sans.
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Made from sustainable tomatoes hydroponically grown right next to your urban goat farm.
Created while wearing a bow tie and listening to a band that doesn’t even exist yet.
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- President Obama marked a decade of recovery after Hurricane Katrina, citing gains, but also the immense amount of work that he said still needs to be done. ›
- [A boat packed with mostly African migrants bound for Italy sank off the Libyan coast on Thursday and officials fear over 100 people might have died, Reuters reports. ›] (http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/08/27/europe-migrants-libya-idUSL5N1125D320150827i)
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